Don’t think you’ll ever need Canada geese control? Picture the following. It’s a beautiful crystal clear morning. Fleecy clouds dot the sky. Strands of soft blue stretch across the horizon. Meanwhile, a slow-moving flock of Canadian geese wends its way across your sightline. Their wings create a synchronized visual harmony, that’s like watching the physical orchestration of a highly skilled rowing team. You hear a few faint honks. Bliss. Until, for some unfathomable reason that vee of geese decides to shoot its many-winged arrow right onto your lawn. And suddenly there they are, a honking sea of straggling geese is now decorating your law, having erupted from a puzzle piece in a beautiful panorama you were enjoying from your rocking ch a whole other kettle of fish, to an issue that now requires the aforementioned control.

You watch them, your jaw dropping, exasperation mounting. It’s hard to believe, but …